Is your life sad?
Is your life pitifully boring? Do you wake up at noon everyday? Are you unemployed? Do you just sit at home all day eating corn chips and masturbating? If any of those apply to you, go cry in the corner because I am recruiting the best of the best to my entourage!! If you are a badass and you know it, consider joining and becoming a VIP. Being a VIP is all about wealth and power. You gotta be genetically different, a true badass. Only american badasses can join, if you wanna become a VIP, read below on how to join up!
How to join
Say you read the above paragraph and decided that the VIP lifestyle is for you, and you wanna join up. First, verify that you are indeed genetically different. Secondly, recognize that you want to become 15% more epic. Finally, send me an email at website.email.seinfeld@gmail.com. Mention that you are looking for a VIP position in the subject and email. I will put you thru a test to see your skills in drawing/ programming etc. . I check my email(s) every couple of days or so, so see that you wait for a reply. I will give you a link when you succeed.
Style
"It's life, not a dress rehearsal. Dress to impress, not to distress. I think nothing on dropping 200$ on a pair of silk boxer shorts. When I head out in the evening, I go with a pair of Dolce & Gabbana trousers, a Gucci shirt, Prada loafers and a Rolex watch. All black, all very tight. It has to be tight. You need to show off the body. Oil it up and get out there. Sometimes I mix things up with some fitted Unleaded jeans and a leisure blazer. Or some Hinterland camo pants, a low-cut white tanktop and sandals. I'm urban as fuck! I'm street style, but I'm also VIP. I invented hip hop. Most importantly... Accessorize! Never forget the bling. Women love jewelry on a man just as much as they love the spinning rims on your pimped out ride. Jewelry says - 'I've arrived', 'I am the fucking man'. Don't be afraid of pink, especially salmon pink. Remember - you're metromacho now! I couldn't be any more heterosexual but I certainly don't mind being a gay icon. If guys want to watch me take my post-workout shower, I'm not going to draw the curtain. The only cock I love is my own, but I don't mind showing it off. Get ready for the Brucie makeover!" -Brucie of Brucies Executive Lifestyle Auto's.
How to join
Style
"It's life, not a dress rehearsal. Dress to impress, not to distress. I think nothing on dropping 200$ on a pair of silk boxer shorts. When I head out in the evening, I go with a pair of Dolce & Gabbana trousers, a Gucci shirt, Prada loafers and a Rolex watch. All black, all very tight. It has to be tight. You need to show off the body. Oil it up and get out there. Sometimes I mix things up with some fitted Unleaded jeans and a leisure blazer. Or some Hinterland camo pants, a low-cut white tanktop and sandals. I'm urban as fuck! I'm street style, but I'm also VIP. I invented hip hop. Most importantly... Accessorize! Never forget the bling. Women love jewelry on a man just as much as they love the spinning rims on your pimped out ride. Jewelry says - 'I've arrived', 'I am the fucking man'. Don't be afraid of pink, especially salmon pink. Remember - you're metromacho now! I couldn't be any more heterosexual but I certainly don't mind being a gay icon. If guys want to watch me take my post-workout shower, I'm not going to draw the curtain. The only cock I love is my own, but I don't mind showing it off. Get ready for the Brucie makeover!" -Brucie of Brucies Executive Lifestyle Auto's.